Meh meh.

I am a beard pirate since I cannot grow my own! AAAARRGH!

Some of the images that I post here contain tasteful nudity or profanity/adult themes, so if that's against your workplace rules or moral compass, there's dangerous seas ahead, matey.

I try to keep it fairly clean, but that's a matter of perspective, I suppose.

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